The beginning of April is always a fraught time to be a gamer on the internet. Each year nearly every side of the industry decides to have a crack at the April Fools Day “fun” with fake news, product launches that will never occur and cruel pranks galore. While we figured the last 12 months has been enough of a joke already and abstained from the frivolities,
EB Games Is Back With More SALE Merch You Can Actually Buy
And once again the proceeds go to Starlight Children’s Charity. GG EB.
Update: The pre-order window for these is over now, hope you managed to snag one!
“Big Mood” – Limited Edition Apparel by Electronics Boutique.
Be the CEO of comfy in the warmest threads of the year, exclusively online TODAY ONLY at EB Games.
Preorder now: https://t.co/wU3I1xFbDR
All proceeds to Starlight Children’s Foundation. These are real products. pic.twitter.com/Io6swl9HW2
— EB Games Australia (@EBGamesAus) March 31, 2022
The Elgato Cam Link Retro Lets You Stream From Your Old Camcorder
According to Elgato, “retro is in” in 2022 – so here’s a product to turn your old tape-based camcorder into your next streaming device. Complete with RCA inputs and an out-of-pocket stab at people selling N*SYNC tour shirts on eBay. Just $69 plus $4.20 shipping (hehe).
Introducing Cam Link Retro.
It's time to level down your webcam. ?
Learn more: https://t.co/aupLYy13jj pic.twitter.com/bRqkrKdLoz
— Elgato (@elgato) April 1, 2022
The Razer HyperSense Suit Wants You To Feel Every Failure
Not only will you feel real, physical pain from its 1,333,337 haptic sensors with every crushing defeat at the hands of an Elden Lord, but you’ll also “feel every feeling” with the Razer HyperSense Suit. Love, anger, failure, all of it comes to life in a form that will probably only get a little bit (incredibly) sweaty after about 15 minutes.
Suit up for the metaverse with the Razer HyperSense Suit—a full-body gaming suit powered by the next generation of Razer HyperSense haptic technology. Take sensations to next levels of realism and feel your games the way it was meant to be experienced: https://t.co/viH76p3Ngl pic.twitter.com/xAixubAEjc
— R ? Z ? R (@Razer) March 31, 2022
New Leaked Nintendo Switch Device Lets You Stack And Play Up To 12 Game Cards
Our pals at Vooks never disappoint with their yearly gag, and judging by the replies on social media they might actually be onto something with the Nintendo Switch Stacker. Users can store and play up to 12 game cards under their Switch OLED dock, and even play them wirelessly in handheld mode thanks to the power of the blockchain!
Leaked: New Nintendo Switch Stacker, store and play up to 12 game cards under your Switch Dock https://t.co/8XxLKVQwAM pic.twitter.com/DWIF7xyL4p
— Vooks (@vooksdotnet) March 31, 2022
Among Us Gets A New Horse Mode For One Day Only
Yeah, this one’s actually real. With a new free update that will disappear on April 2, Horse Mode switches your regular crewmates and imposters for four-legged nightmare versions and even comes complete with “neigh” kill sound and new animations.
? AMONG US – HORSE MODE ?
one year ago we asked "what if?" and now we can say: "ha ha wait OH NO STOP."
starting now for one day only, this free cursed mode is available to play as part of our April Fools celebration
we're not sorry pic.twitter.com/ZuP4cJtuL9
— Among Us (@AmongUsGame) April 1, 2022
NZXT’s Cursed Handheld Gaming PC Is Called The H-AND And I Hate It
Even though I know it’s a joke I really want whoever designed this handheld gaming PC at NZXT to be punished for their crimes. The full mouse buttons and scroll wheel on the right? The tenkeyless pull-out keyboard on the left?? Nightmare fuel.
Introducing NZXT H-AND, take PC gaming anywhere!
Packed with industry-leading specs and components, it’s time to go beyond.
Featuring:
• 32 core 64 thread APU
• 800 DPI 12" display
• Tenkeyless pullout keyboard
• Plenty of RGB
• And more!Can you handle it? ? #NZXTHAND pic.twitter.com/Rd1m5JqEN2
— NZXT (@NZXT) March 31, 2022
PlatinumGames Announces Nine New NEOCLASSIC-ARCADE Titles
Platinum unveils the “SHOCKING 10” series of modern classics, following on from the release of Sol Cresta (a very real, serious game) with nine brand-new games. Working titles include things like “Ultimate Top View Bastard Action Game” and “Dynamite Sexy Puzzle Game”. There’s even a whole fake press conference for them!
???BREAKING NEWS???
Following up on the release of #SOLCRESTA, Volume 1 of our NEO-CLASSIC ARCADE series, we announced 9 more new titles to come!https://t.co/PtEv5I7T7N
Check out the press conference footage!https://t.co/zlNtXhoElH#SHOCKING10 #PlatinumGames pic.twitter.com/V6z5xGWSdU
— PlatinumGames Inc. (@platinumgames) April 1, 2022
Bugsnax Is Getting A Free Update That Makes All The Snax Incredibly Small
The Isle of Smallsnax is a free update that’s definitely not coming to Bugsnax. Watch the Snax continually shrink until they are simply no longer visible, feed them to your friends to watch them shrink as well. Even the game itself is getting shrunk.
Young Horses is thrilled to announce a second FREE update: The Isle of Smallsnax!
Those darn Bugsnax have been getting a little too big to handle lately, so we're finally cutting them down to size.
Now your favorite Snax have realistically buggy proportions!
Coming Early 2022 pic.twitter.com/6rsW3iJRsD
— Bugsnax (YH Games) (@YoungHorses) April 1, 2022
CORSAIR Has Made A Gaming Keyboard With Just One Key
Somehow it still has enough room for a USB-C connection, headphone jack, volume rocker and magnetic wrist rest. The single key is hot-swappable too so you can change it from an F to a W as soon as you deserve it. It even has RGB!
Introducing the CORSAIR K1 RGB!
The world is at your fingertip with the most technologically advanced 1% mechanical keyboard ever built. pic.twitter.com/yJydXJfRRc
— CORSAIR (@CORSAIR) April 1, 2022
HyperX’s New Keycaps Are Here To Help You Touch Grass
No joke, I actually think the grassy keyboard looks neat. Completely unusable but neat. HyperX was even kind enough to include a link to purchase this ridiculous bit of gear.
for anyone who's ever been told to go touch some grass, we gotchu ??
>> https://t.co/wztNkVfVzV pic.twitter.com/JWYULSUB9x
— HyperX (@HyperX) April 1, 2022
TUNIC Is Getting A Totally Rad New Sequel
Tunic Fawk’s Pro Skater is a brilliant title and I wish this were real.
You asked for it, we delivered.
The sequel to TUNIC hits April 1st, 2023 pic.twitter.com/22EUGobz4N
— Finji (@FinjiCo) April 1, 2022