As any penis-owner with a C or D type wang would know, having it suddenly and unceremoniously peek out from beneath your githyanki clothing is an awkward and embarrassing situation.
Luckily for anyone playing the epic RPG and current game-of-the-moment, Baldur’s Gate 3, their characters will no longer have to suffer that same fate. Larian Studios has just dropped its second Hotfix for the game which promises to fix a number of issues that users have noticed since launch, including tucking away its out-of-control willies.
“Penises C and D no longer clip through some githyanki clothing,” reads the line in the patch notes, sorting out a rare instance where that particular combo of fashion and phallus would result in more than the tip of a character’s blade glinting in the Forgotten Realms’ sun.
Apparently, male sorcerer gnomes will also no longer be “missing their undies,” which they may or may not be happy about.
Hotfix #2 is now live for Baldur's Gate 3.
This hotfix tackles almost 300 bugs and issues, including giving Gnome Sorcerers back their underwear.