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Secret Lab’s New Final Fantasy XIV Gaming Chair Is The Real Hero Of Eorze-Arse

Sorry.

“I will die if I don’t get those lumbar pillows” is not something I ever expected to hear myself say out loud, but that’s all changed thanks to Secret Lab’s new Final Fantasy XIV Collection, which not only includes a gorgeous new themed throne but a couple of the most adorable cushions I’ve ever seen.

First things first though – that chair. Hoo boy do I want to park my posterior on that thing. Despite the very neat detail of interchangeable Magnetic Role Patches that you can use to show off your chosen vocation, this thing is all support. I don’t think I need to explain that Secret Lab is considered among the best in the gaming seat business, but it’s been a while since I’ve seen them pull of something quite this attractive. Sure, my Final Fantasy fandom is doing a lot of the heavy lifting here but look at it:

The chair will be available X in Small, Regular or XL sizes and you can register your interest in purchasing one right here on the Secret Lab Australia web page.

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Back to those memory foam lumbar pillows, though. Available in the “Alpha Edition” or “Fat Cat Edition,” they are, for lack of a better descriptor, Objectively The Best Thing I Have Ever Seen. They’ll be a separate purchase and you can similarly register your interest for when the time comes.

“We spent a lot of time building the world of Eorzea with its rich history and lore, and we’ve found a partner in Secretlab who spent just as much time crafting a chair that would do justice to the game we all love. The Crystal Tower is brought to life in its full glory with painstaking embroidery work, and the TITAN Evo is everything players need to take on the game’s biggest challenges,” says iconic Final Fantasy XIV producer and director, Naoki Yoshida, in an accompanying press release.