Many have called Mario’s nipples the highlight of that Nintendo Direct. It’s been made clear since the start that Super Mario Odyssey will feature outfits based on the location and today’s direct gave us our first look at a beach location which obviously brought us the glory of shirtless Mario.
Seriously though, Super Mario Odyssey is looking like a genuine game of the year contender. Today’s footage was absolutely glorious.
Naturally, Twitter is losing it.
DOOM on the Switch and Mario nipples are my highlights. #NintendoDirect
— Ryan Brown (@Toadsanime) September 13, 2017
MARIO HAS NIPPLES AND IDK WHAT TO DO #NintendoDirect pic.twitter.com/j9vTYdH69e
— Ibrahim Banks ? (@TheShowOff85) September 13, 2017
of course mario has perky, luscious nipples. he wears overalls because if they ever got loose they could kill a man through his shirt
— cruel angel's praxis (@FlakeJay) September 13, 2017
I created loss out of Mario's fucking nipples pic.twitter.com/h5vf61TArm
— Beanis (@ChungusLeBungus) September 13, 2017
i'm not prepared to accept that mario has nipples
— pokéguardian pupper (@ShugoWah) September 13, 2017
Would you fuckers prefer a nippleless mario. a smooth, untextured mario chest. his nipples are a relief to me
— lesbian stereotype (@chidoriyoshino) September 13, 2017
Did you ever think you'd be scrutinising Mario's nipples
— Tracy King (@tkingdot) September 13, 2017
y'all: ew mario has nipples
me: he has to feed toad somehow…— Chungus (@kitjyin) September 13, 2017
