Many have called Mario’s nipples the highlight of that Nintendo Direct. It’s been made clear since the start that Super Mario Odyssey will feature outfits based on the location and today’s direct gave us our first look at a beach location which obviously brought us the glory of shirtless Mario.
Seriously though, Super Mario Odyssey is looking like a genuine game of the year contender. Today’s footage was absolutely glorious.
Naturally, Twitter is losing it.
DOOM on the Switch and Mario nipples are my highlights. #NintendoDirect
— Ryan T. Brown ?? (@Toadsanime) September 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/TheShowOff85/status/908103555541815297
https://twitter.com/FlakeJay/status/908103533399912448
https://twitter.com/ChungusLeBungus/status/908103527964319744
i'm not prepared to accept that mario has nipples
— everyzhing wrong wiz za world (@ShugoWah) September 13, 2017
Would you fuckers prefer a nippleless mario. a smooth, untextured mario chest. his nipples are a relief to me
— Mother Fucker Unlimited (@chidoriyoshino) September 13, 2017
Did you ever think you'd be scrutinising Mario's nipples
— Tracy King (@tkingdot) September 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/kitjyin/status/908103597388378113