Mario broke the net last month when he appeared scantily clad on a beach, showing off his nipples for the very first time. He was strangely sleek and hairless. Well, it turns out he’s always been an exhibitionist and he outdid himself long ago.
Unbeknownst to us, he once got bitten on the rear by a hungry Fish Bone that lept from the lake. It bit him so hard, his overalls exploded off of his legs. Clearly a fan of going commando, Mario was left with his modesty flapping in the breeze.