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The Witcher 3’s New-Gen Update Added Full Vulv’ But CDPR Reckons It Was A Mistake

Hoodwinked.

It seems as though some unintended, full-frontal female nudity made its way into the recent, upgraded release of The Witcher III: Wild Hunt. It happens to the best of us.

As reported by Kotaku, the offending vulvas can seemingly be found only where the game had previously already shown players any female-presenting characters without dacks on – namely the three crones of Brookback Bog (images here via Reddit, obviously very NSFW) and the bruxa creatures.

In response to the find (again via Kotaku), CD Projekt Red has said that the inclusion of the surprisingly detailed downstairs’ was a mistake that came about as a result of the inclusion of a number of community-made mods in The Witcher 3: The Complete Edition:

“The next-gen version of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt features several community-sourced mods not created by CD PROJEKT RED, on top of numerous enhancements created and implemented by the studio internally. Merging everything together was a complex process and the textures in question are an unintended result present in the release version. This is something we are working to address.”

Although it’s not as if CDPR hasn’t intentionally included full gennies in the past, like with Cyberpunk 2077’s realistic and customisable P and V, but the consensus is that we’re likely to see these mistaken muffs merced in a future update.

Cronussy (thanks, Leah) aside, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt’s upgraded release for PS5, Xbox Series X|S and PC is a pretty darn good time, featuring a host of visual and content updates both major(a) and minor(a) that go a long way to refresh and enhance the experience for what is arguably still a stellar RPG.